If you are not a Valentine's Day fan, you might find solace either in the Washington Post Book World's grouchy issue on love last Sunday, "Down with Love," or perhaps this vintage Valentine:
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Here's a pretty cool reception,
At least you'll say there's no deception,
It says as plain as it can say,
Old fellow you'd best stop away.
At least you'll say there's no deception,
It says as plain as it can say,
Old fellow you'd best stop away.